Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt Intelect

Warning: Wearing This Tee May Increase Your IQ (or At Least Make You Look Like It Did)
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton and blessed with the structural integrity of a thesis paper, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee is perfect for the intellectual who enjoys soft fabrics and even softer existential dread.

It’s breathable enough for deep thoughts and thick enough to carry the weight of your encyclopedic knowledge (or at least your phone full of tabs you swear you'll read later).

Whether you’re solving quantum paradoxes or just pretending to read in a café, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m brilliant. Yes, I’m comfy. No, I will not explain the plot of Tenet again.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton – because geniuses don’t settle for scratchy
• 6.1 oz/yd² – thick enough to hold big thoughts and strong opinions
• Garment-dyed – like your favorite philosopher: complex and well-aged
• Relaxed fit – because tension belongs in academic journals, not your wardrobe
• Reinforced seams – stronger than your argument in that Reddit thread
• Sourced from Honduras, but deeply worldly

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MazaKaza designs ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at mazakazadesigns@gmail.com or write to us Latvija, Mazsalaca, Rīgas iela17
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