Brainwashed Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

You’ve Been Brainwashed… Into Loving This Tee
Congratulations. The experiment was a success. You didn’t think you needed another t-shirt, but now here you are-reading about a thick, structured, absurdly soft unisex tee like it's the answer to all life’s questions. (It is.)

Made of 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that perfectly “worn-in, not worn-out” look, this shirt is so comfortable, you’ll swear it’s controlling your mind. But don’t worry-any voices you hear are just saying, “Wow, nice shirt.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton -it’s soft, but persuasive
• 6.1 oz/yd² - heavy enough to block weak opinions
• Garment-dyed for that “I’ve been in the cult… I mean club” vibe
• Relaxed fit-because you’re relaxed, not suspicious
• Reinforced everywhere-no loose threads, no loose thoughts
• Sourced from Honduras (or so they say)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MazaKaza designs ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at mazakazadesigns@gmail.com or write to us Latvija, Mazsalaca, Rīgas iela17
LV-4215.

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